Early Demotivational Poster
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF - Did he fire 36,000 rounds or only 35,000? So do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead
DON KING KONG -
FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"
DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...
O C D -
SLEEP LATE -
RED SHIRTS -
TOILET PAPER - there is clearly some on the floor
Blonde Moment #2 -
Google maps -
I AM PARANOID IN REVERSE -
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION -
BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING UP EARLY WHEN... - you go to get some coffee and they're not opened yet
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - We all took a little something from it
PRODUCT AMBASSADORS - Choose Wisely...
SOME MORNINGS -
THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.
ya hear me?? -
ON SALE TODAY -
the early years -
The Early Years -
Vintage Photo -
hot rod rerun -
LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -
CABRIOLET DRIVER -
CLEARLY DOUBTFUL - "If everybody's supposed to be wrong when they think they are right... Then does just thinking wrong make everyone right...."
MOOOOOOOOOO'S HIPPIE YEARS - Tune in, Turn on, Drop Out worked just fine
IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY - Just give me copious amounts of coffee and nobody will get hurt
CLASSICS - Somethings never really need to improve... They strike a chord in the human heart, and they get the girls!
ICEMAN TRAINING - Not for everybody... oh the cold, the terrible cold
COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Feel the chill strike your spine... Your hairs stand on end... Not sure about the blue tongue
EVEN THE GREATEST - Need a little alone time... Mind shuttin the door?
Second Choice -
Multi-Capable Kids -
September Is Here -